RANT!

You call at 4, and you ask about My availability, and We discuss My donation, and My most recent pictures. You tell Me I sound as good as I look; I work at that. My voice, the words I use, the time I put into choosing outfits for pictures; they're all part of what I do...provide you with a fantastic fantasy experience. You tell Me you cannot wait to meet Me, and I look amazing, and you want to spend at least a few hours taking our time together...sounds delightful to Me, and I agree. I give you all My relevant personal details, and you tell Me you'll call when you arrive, as directed.

At six, I go upstairs and I take My bath, and I plug in the curling iron, since it takes rather a long time to get My hair to look this good! It takes around an hour, all told, to curl, and powder, and blush, and line...etc. Once I am made up, and My hair is done, I choose My outfit and I dress for you. As per your request, I am dressed to the nines; stockings, heels, lace lingerie and a sexy black dress. I look like sex on legs...When I go back downstairs, I check My emails. I regretfully turn down three more requests for this evening, because you have already booked My time.

At 7, I am slightly concerned not to have heard from you.

At 8, I'm annoyed a little, since I probably could have arranged to see someone earlier in the evening had I known...

At 9, I know My entire evening is a write off. I spent over an hour getting ready, turned down three other legitimate requests and spent the whole night waiting for the phone to ring. I will remember your request, and I will remember your name. You will not fool Me again. I hope the thrill you got from booking and no show was worth it...