Your Call Will Be Terminated

If you ask Me "it's not possible to book a half hour visit?" after having read My website and My ads, your call will be terminated.

If you ask Me to give you a complete visual description of the outfit I'll be wearing, your call will be terminated.

If you ask Me "there's no exception to that rule?" about ANY of my restrictions/rules, your call will be terminated.

If you are rude or crude, your call will be terminated.

If I don't like your attitude, your call will be terminated.

What if....? (A Fantasy Roleplay Scenario)

Sexy curvy redhead MILF will reward you handsomely for a brand new iPod* in package! read the online classified ad. That's it, that's all it said. You found yourself intrigued. Something about the description tickled your fancy. You imagined how those three adjectives and that one noun might all stack up. Reward? That seems like an interesting way to put it, doesn't it? And there isn't a price on the ad either...and what do you suppose that could mean?

When you email, you get a phone number to call. The voice on the other end is rich and mellow; low and sexy, sultry. It's the voice of a woman who loves belting out classic rock tunes rolling down the highway in a 70s muscle car...and you're still more fascinated.

When She greets you, you are met with the sight of a body built for Sin...soft curves where a woman should curve. Hips a man can hold onto. Creamy cleavage and just a tiny hint of a black lace bra...skirt maybe just a little too short, slightly too tight, but that just shows more full thighs and surprisingly long legs. She holds back the door for you, and as you enter, you brush against her ripe rounded ass. Wordlessly, she takes your hand and leads you up a long staircase into a cool, softly lit and comfortable bedroom...and she takes the iPod from your hand, guides your hand to one ripe breast and presses her beautifully lipsticked mouth to yours...


*http://store.apple.com/ca/ipod/family/ipod-nano is the one I am looking for. If you wish to play out this 2.5 hour fantasy roleplay session, please send Me a message through My website to discuss terms.

FAQ Me!

http://mserica.escortwebsite.com/faq.phtml

There's a link to my FAQ on My brand-new website!

Go on...FAQ Me. I dare you!

Lessons Learned

So I had several lovely visitors this week, including a nice two hour visit last night with a young man with an affinity for all things female and feminine. He requested that I dress in a very particular sexy fashion, with lingerie, etc. He was looking for a classic Mrs. Robinshon experience (for those of you reading this that haven't seen THE GRADUATE, shame on you! OK...think "Stiffler's Mom": she's another role model of Mine.) I dressed to the nines for him in My black patent Mary Janes (by Nine West, My preferred designer shoe brand),  My black & white polka dot dress and black lingerie and stockings. In short, I wore this...

In the last email before his arrival, I asked him to pick up something nice for massage, as I thought it would be delightful to let him enjoy massaging My round ripe curves! He said he had an idea of something that would really feel nice on My skin and was organic, edible & natural; good for what ails us! I thought it sounded like a terrific way to spend a Thursday night, and told him so.

When he arrived, he'd brought a nice bottle of merlot for himself, and we headed upstairs to get acquainted. During our conversation, he showed me this miracle cure-all; a jar of organic coconut oil. Now, it seems like everywhere I go lately, someone is touting the virtues of coconut oil: eating it, washing their hair and face with it, etc. So, I thought, might feel really great on My skin! What could it hurt, right?  After all, I do have a chronic skin issue.

My chronic skin issue is due to a medication I have to take.  Apparently, the rest of you can't handle Me  when I don't...LOL So stopping it is not an option. It is a NON CONTAGIOUS fungal skin infection called tinea versicolor that discolours My skin in sort of a cheetah spot pattern...but when the spots get inflamed and red they get itchy, and if the organism in My system gets out of control, only an oral antifungal will knock it down. It's like a COMPLETELY NONCONTAGIOUS yeast infection in My epidermis! So as it turns out, drenching Me from head to toe in coconut oil will make My skin feel fantastic, but if I do not shower it off ALMOST immediately, I become ONE GIANT ITCHY RED BLOB! It turns out, leaving the oil to soak into My skin overnight to let it soften was a really BAD idea! Now, if anyone would like to drop by tonight with an antihistamine.....

RANT

I understand, really I do...the whole idea of submitting to a Mistress is very exciting. Submitting to a Mistress that you pay is even more so; because you figure that means that it is going to be your perfect experience, that She will do everything you are afraid to ask anyone else for. The fantasy is amazing, isn't it? Making the appointment is so thrilling.

You hear My voice on the phone, and you want to know what I will do to you. There are so many things you've wanted for so long. The videos you've seen; the stories you've read, and now there is an actual Mistress on the end of the phone promising to do those things to your cock; letting you lick Her, touch Her, worship Her...

but when you book Her time and don't confirm, and don't show up, you piss Her off!!!

Outings with your Mistress

If you have read Me before, I hope that you're still here out of adoration (though a lot of you are lurkers, aren't you?) and that if you are local, you're working up courage (or saving up $$$) for a visit. I had an inquiry today from a client who wants to be regular and ongoing about a shopping trip. Now you all know I love pretty things, and a submissive man who wants to buy Me underwear is always something I am happy about! Of course though, lingerie don't pay the mortgage and keep the lights on, so here's My shopping trip specials. These specials are ONLY available as described (or as they say in the restaurant business, no substitutions please!) and they are only available to repeat clients!

1) 30 Minute Lingerie Trip -
I will meet you at a local Lingerie outlet store. I will be dressed to amaze, of course. Together, W/we will pick out $50+ worth of lingerie. (Some for you, but mostly for ME!) You will be teased, humiliated and embarrassed ( how much is up to YOU!) while W/we are in-store. Afterwards, you will meet Me back at My location for a 90 minute session for the price of a 60 minute session or a 2 hour session for the price of a 90 minute session. (or longer!)

2) 45 Minute Love Shop trip -
I will meet you at a local Adult Toy Store. As above, I will be dressed in my finest, wearing My boots, fully made up and at My most Dominant! You will be publicly teased, humiliated and embarrassed while W/we are in-store. You will beg Me for the privilege of buying $100+ worth of toys, or implements, or outfits as I choose. Afterwards, you will meet Me back at My location for a discounted 90 minute or 2 hour session (or longer!)

3) Sissy Shopping: please contact Me for a quotation
After 2+ hours of outlet shopping for U/us , sissy, you can come to see Mistress's great big discreet walk-in closet. It has hangers, shelves and drawers for your prettiest things and those special toys that are for EXCLUSIVE USE in your pretty little hole. You'll enjoy a non-rushed 2+ hour evening in Mistress's company for dressing, hair and makeup that you will never forget!

Revealed: Search Words (Edited: Now with SISSYFUCKING!)

Interesting thing I found on Blogger Dashboard: I can search and see what keywords people are using to find My blog. Of course, if you have replied to My ad, you have likely received an email from Me that has a link to this very site. However, if you are someone I have met in passing, and I have mentioned to you what it is I do, then maybe you have used the name of the blog in your search bar. Or perhaps it's random chance that you have been searching for a Mistress and come across Me (No pun intended...) that way. In any case, here are the keyword searches that have led some of you here. Strung together, they remind Me of the poetry that b.l. ronan writes.

Finding Erica
a domme blog erica
can a domme tell when you're reading Her blog
24/7 Mistress
convert me into a sissy slut
bruise on my palm spanking
musings of a mistress
miss erica femdom ads
black domme
what does sissyfucking mean?
sugar lips blowjob


(I like the incongruity of the last line, by the way!)

How to Buy Erica's Affection

Like any hotblooded woman, I adore being given gifts! There is nothing that makes a woman feel more worshiped, really, than an unasked-for gift of some of her favourite things, thoughtfully chosen. Your domme is no different! Submissives bearing gifts always get favoured treatment. How that might unfold, I can't say, but it will definitely help to set a bond. As I have said numerous times, I really would enjoy having enough regular $ubmissives that I no longer need to advertise daily, but I can set up My own website with my pictures, etc. and get any additional clientele that way. On my way there though, I have to be pragmatic. Keeping myself looking good for each and every client takes time and money. So there's that; quality lingerie is expensive, and so are stockings, quality makeup and a good hairdresser.

When you give a gift, in addition to a donation; it's like leaving a nice tip for your favourite server at the golf club, or sliding the valet an extra $10 to put your car in a good spot where no one is going to ding your doors. I believe that I am providing you with a service, am I not? If you appreciate genuine service, why not consider a gratuity in the form of a small gift? Patrons, be they submissive sissy panty sluts or plain old hetero guys that just want to bang a hot redheaded MILF, always get special attention when they arrive bearing gifts! (Don't they, toad?) For example, if you wish for Me to maintain a D/s relationship with you via email or text, you had best set your mind to what special gifts might please Me.

As the aforementioned toad knows well, I adore good chocolate. Pretty much anything from HERE will satisfy your Mistress if it is dark chocolate containing no coconut and no alcoholic flavourings. I gave up alcohol in the 1990s; this is no time to start re-imagining how yummy some of it tastes until I get too drunk to care what it tastes like...Since I also have no wish to be on the other side of 200 pounds again EVER, I must also exercise self-control where fattening things are concerned, so best not to indulge too often in chocolates!   Fortunately, there are lots of other things I am fond of, and most of them can be purchased with gift cards!

I like gift cards, because they allow Me to indulge My own tastes without you having to guess what I like! If you bring me a gift card from LaSensa, La Vie En Rose, or Victoria's Secret, I will be sure to purchase something pretty to wear during O/our next encounter. If you're a secret panty slut, so much the better! I can buy something pretty for Myself and then a pair of pretty silky frilly pink panties for you to wear while you are pleasuring Me! I am also a music lover with very eclectic tastes, so iTunes cards are always appreciated too! Before I see every client, I shower and prepare with products from Bath and Bodyworks. My favourite fragrances are Midnight Pomegranate and Sweet Pea; those scents are sure to score you 'good boy' points, and Mistress does appreciate a good boy!

EDIT:  OH HONEY! Honey Gifts an AMAZING WEBSITE has incredible lingerie, toys, etc. They ship free, and if you wish to purchase a lingerie item for yourself as well as one for your Mistress, you can arrange to have it shipped directly to My home. It might be hard to explain away otherwise! ;-D

Very Important Patron

I get a lot of requests that, for various reasons, I turn down. If an email to me says not much more than 'whats ur rate?' I know it's going to be a request for something I don't do. I know that at the least, an email like that is going to expect some uncovered contact. I also know that they don't get that 'all that other shit' is what makes Me worth what I ask for. If all you want is a bareback blowjob, you are really in the wrong place. I don't care if you think I'm just another hooker; I don't think I am just another hooker! I consider myself first and foremost not even a domme, but a courtesan. As a courtesan, many of my Patrons come to me looking for some degree of dominance. I get asked all the time about submitting. I respond curtly and to the point; I do not sub to clients. That being said however, when a Patron is explicit from the beginning about what it is they want, and is willing to take the time to get to know them and let them get to know Me, they might earn special privileges out of mutual fondness & respect, let's say...Let's call them loyalty rewards that are better than ANYTHING you might get with your Airmiles. That's what separates these particular individuals I think of as Patrons in My mind from an ordinary client. There might be things I would do for them I might not do for any other client, and certainly not a first time client!

One such Patron is a special pet who recently earned the very special privilege of a visit from Mistress Erica outside of My domain. We had a lovely evening and some delicous treats. Another special patron is visiting tonight for the first time in some time which is nice, because every once in a little while Mistress Erica needs to take an hour off and let her inner slut out to play. When slut needs to play, there are 3 options. 

1. I can make my needs clear to Partner;

2. Masturbation and fantasy; because it isn't like I don't have the tools; and

3. Hope to hear from a certain Patron, whom I call Maximus Minumus and respect too much to identify otherwise.

He'll be here in just over 90 minutes...and slut is wet already. I have some ideas of what he wants, and it's exactly what I'm craving.  Later this evening, a young pup is going to be delighted to have an incredibly aroused woman teach him how to please Her....

Self-employment is great.

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Mailbox

(Hee hee...another word with 'box' in it...)

Good morning fellow perverts!

Every morning, with my first cup of the fluid of life (not THAT fluid; coffee!!), I check My email. If I have a request for an appointment, I would rather know first thing than an hour past when a new applicant is desiring to serve. This morning, finding nothing in my Inbox, I was disappointed. My favourite pet is out of town and has been neglecting Me of late (and he will get a ferocious spanking over My knee when I see him next!!!), and I need to expand my clientele of regulars to make up for the Time Wasting Wankers. Out of the blue, I thought "I wonder if there's anything in my Spam box (hee hee!)". Sure enough, 5 emails that I would have missed had I not checked! As a bonus, at least 3 of them were written by supplicants kinky enough to make Me wet when I read them!

You see, I really do enjoy what I do. I don't need to be PHYSICALLY turned on by a patron to ensure that  both parties have a really good time, but there does have to be something I can connect to. (Kinksters get that of course. The guys that send Me pictures of their dicks, not so much.) So what turns me on in an email request?

I would love to worship Your pussy
I want You to abuse me
I want to be with an older woman; can You help me?
Will You make me your little sissy?

Why yes. Yes I will.

Mistress Erica's FAQ Goes Up to Eleven *UPDATED*

Here are some questions I get in email requests. I might as well just spit them out, hmmm?

1. What are your rates? What's the tribute? What's the required donation?
2. I don't want that domme stuff, just good old fashioned sex. Do you provide that?
3. Would you accept...?
4. Do you take Visa/Mastercard?
5. Do you offer bareback/greek (anal)?
6. Will you smother me until I pass out?
7. Do you offer outcall services?
8. I want to make you my sextoy where you submit to me. Interested?
9. Do you like role play?
10. Can I have some free pictures?
11. What are your restrictions/ hard limits?

What are your rates/tribute/donation? UPDATED!! (AGAIN!)

If you are looking for FULL SERVICE domination/girlfriend experience with a release at the end of the hour, you're required to make a $200 cash donation. If you want a full hour without the full service, it's $200.
I don't generally book sessions under an hour: good things take time. If you want more than an hour, add $100/hr. So a three hour session is a really great value, and excellent if you are looking to build a rapport for ongoing sessions.

I don't want that domme stuff, just good old fashioned sex. Do you provide that?

Of course I do; it's called a Girlfriend Experience. If it's your fantasy that I am your old high school teacher, or your Mommy, even your boss, you can change the name if you like and call it roleplay.
  
 Would you accept...$?

Ask the waitress at the bar if she'll take $2 for that beer. Inquire if you can pay $6.50 for that package of cigarettes.
If you have something I am interested in, like silver investment coins or bars, we can discuss barter. If you have PayPal, I can invoice you AHEAD OF TIME. (Yes, really.)

 Do you take Visa/Mastercard?

Yes, actually. You can use credit cards to pay for a service by requesting a PayPal invoice. Once I have a confirmed payment email and I have ensured the payment cannot be canceled, we'll have fun.

Do you offer bareback/greek (anal)?

I don't offer bareback anything. Safety first, kiddos! I offer anal and I enjoy it too, but not without condoms. And lube. Plenty of lube.

Will you smother me until I pass out?

I don't do anything that doesn't fall within the guidelines of SAFE, SANE & CONSENSUAL.  If I am sitting on your face, you might feel as though you are about to pass out, but I REALLY don't want to have to explain to your wife why you died, chained naked to my bed, so don't ask me to. If you are into light breath play, it's negotiable.

Do you offer outcall services?

Not even once.




I want to make you my sextoy where you submit to me. Interested? (UPDATED)



I don't switch. Ever. If you don't want to be dommed, you can still have a Girlfriend/MILF/roleplay experience, as long as it doesn't involve ME submitting to you. It means something serious to me, and it's not something I play with. Anyone who has any real BDSM experience ought to get that. That's a line I don't cross. Don't ask.

Well then, can I spank you?

Ask Me again after you've seen Me once or twice.

 Do you like role play?

That ought to be obvious by now, shouldn't it? I have plenty of ideas and scenarios; props and costumes required? If you like spankings and you have an Implement of Choice, bring it or buy it for Me...I'm pretty open-minded and  unshockable. I also have a large walk-in closet for all of my darling secret CDs out there.

Can I have some free pictures?

Undoubtedly, if you know where to look.

What are your restrictions/hard limits?

• no minors, no animals, no scat, no blood, no bareback, no outcalls
• you don't get to cum in My mouth or on My face
• you do not get to dominate Me
• no alcohol is permitted at My location without My knowledge
• minimum appointment is 60 minutes