New Blog Same Mind

If you have enjoyed your time here, I encourage you to follow my other blog. I don't update this anymore, and will be migrating most of the juicy stuff here over to there.  The new blog is entitled "Confessions of a Cougar Call Girl, and you can follow Erica Birdsong on Google Plus to stay updated, or follow in Blogger, or via email. I hope you'll follow.

Fondly

Ms Erica

What Mistress Needs...

Hello Lovelies!

As you know, it takes work to look good for all of my clients: gentlemen, sissies, and Mommy's boys alike. It also takes regular infusions of cash, believe Me! I'm asking my darlings to dig deep and shower Me in goodies...If I don't look and feel good, I can't possibly either keep you in your place or fulfill your most sensual desires..

It's true: I no longer exclusively provide domme services. In fact, more often than not lately, what my visitors enjoy is best classified as being somewhere between a GirlFriend Experience and a Pornstar Experience, in 'hobby' terms. I still don't see anyone for less than an hour, and I prefer appointments of 90 minutes or more.  I also like to prebook with clients whenever I can, but I no longer accept bookings longer than 120 minutes for clients I do not know. I still play safe and everything is sane and consensual. I still insist that my visitors treat me with respect and dignity, and for some of them, it borders on reverence. I understand that whether it's Dominance or "Full Service", my clients return to me because of the way I make them feel when they are in my little paradise. I don't like one-timers: I like repeaters! I like being able to build rapport, to really learn which buttons to push, how to make you happiest (even if that means treating you poorly...)

I admit; I have had client requests, both domme and otherwise, that I have turned down. I am particular, but don't you think that's a good thing? I have too much self-respect to book everyone that calls or emails. If you can't be bothered to send an email that's more than a sentence long, you're not likely going to enjoy having to read My ads. They're descriptive: guys that get Me, seem to like that. Most of the gentlemen who see me semi-regularly are a delight and a pleasure, and generous to a fault!

Want to feel generous? Erica needs some financial assistance from loyal fans & subjects....

1. Haircut and colour                                                             $150
2. Advertising budget for 1 month                                      $120
3. Facial and full body massage                                            $100
4. New shoes                                                                            $80
5. Spa manicure                                                                       $60
6. Lingerie                                                                                $50

Any and all contributions will be acknowledged here and on My website with photos and captions! You know My email, don't you darlings?

xox

Erica

Your Call Will Be Terminated

If you ask Me "it's not possible to book a half hour visit?" after having read My website and My ads, your call will be terminated.

If you ask Me to give you a complete visual description of the outfit I'll be wearing, your call will be terminated.

If you ask Me "there's no exception to that rule?" about ANY of my restrictions/rules, your call will be terminated.

If you are rude or crude, your call will be terminated.

If I don't like your attitude, your call will be terminated.

FAQ Me!

http://mserica.escortwebsite.com/faq.phtml

There's a link to my FAQ on My brand-new website!

Go on...FAQ Me. I dare you!

The Temple of the Goddess

Do you believe you are worthy to worship?

Worthy to enter?

The correct answer is: NO, Mistress, but oh how I yearn to be...

Good submissives know exactly what to do when presented with a treasure like this one...

His Instructions to the slut

 will arrive around 8:30.

You will, of course, be squeaky clean.

You will have a butt plug inserted where butt plugs are meant to go.  You will use nothing but your own spit to get it into place.  No artificial smells or tastes are wanted around your ass.  

You will have your five favorite toys lined up on the floor.  One of them must be an instrument to strike you with if you displease.

You will have a candle burning or ready to be lit.

You will have a joint ready for me and I may share if you have done everything else correctly.

Is that all clear?

It promised to be an interesting night.

Lessons Learned

So I had several lovely visitors this week, including a nice two hour visit last night with a young man with an affinity for all things female and feminine. He requested that I dress in a very particular sexy fashion, with lingerie, etc. He was looking for a classic Mrs. Robinshon experience (for those of you reading this that haven't seen THE GRADUATE, shame on you! OK...think "Stiffler's Mom": she's another role model of Mine.) I dressed to the nines for him in My black patent Mary Janes (by Nine West, My preferred designer shoe brand),  My black & white polka dot dress and black lingerie and stockings. In short, I wore this...

In the last email before his arrival, I asked him to pick up something nice for massage, as I thought it would be delightful to let him enjoy massaging My round ripe curves! He said he had an idea of something that would really feel nice on My skin and was organic, edible & natural; good for what ails us! I thought it sounded like a terrific way to spend a Thursday night, and told him so.

When he arrived, he'd brought a nice bottle of merlot for himself, and we headed upstairs to get acquainted. During our conversation, he showed me this miracle cure-all; a jar of organic coconut oil. Now, it seems like everywhere I go lately, someone is touting the virtues of coconut oil: eating it, washing their hair and face with it, etc. So, I thought, might feel really great on My skin! What could it hurt, right?  After all, I do have a chronic skin issue.

My chronic skin issue is due to a medication I have to take.  Apparently, the rest of you can't handle Me  when I don't...LOL So stopping it is not an option. It is a NON CONTAGIOUS fungal skin infection called tinea versicolor that discolours My skin in sort of a cheetah spot pattern...but when the spots get inflamed and red they get itchy, and if the organism in My system gets out of control, only an oral antifungal will knock it down. It's like a COMPLETELY NONCONTAGIOUS yeast infection in My epidermis! So as it turns out, drenching Me from head to toe in coconut oil will make My skin feel fantastic, but if I do not shower it off ALMOST immediately, I become ONE GIANT ITCHY RED BLOB! It turns out, leaving the oil to soak into My skin overnight to let it soften was a really BAD idea! Now, if anyone would like to drop by tonight with an antihistamine.....

Outings with your Mistress

If you have read Me before, I hope that you're still here out of adoration (though a lot of you are lurkers, aren't you?) and that if you are local, you're working up courage (or saving up $$$) for a visit. I had an inquiry today from a client who wants to be regular and ongoing about a shopping trip. Now you all know I love pretty things, and a submissive man who wants to buy Me underwear is always something I am happy about! Of course though, lingerie don't pay the mortgage and keep the lights on, so here's My shopping trip specials. These specials are ONLY available as described (or as they say in the restaurant business, no substitutions please!) and they are only available to repeat clients!

1) 30 Minute Lingerie Trip -
I will meet you at a local Lingerie outlet store. I will be dressed to amaze, of course. Together, W/we will pick out $50+ worth of lingerie. (Some for you, but mostly for ME!) You will be teased, humiliated and embarrassed ( how much is up to YOU!) while W/we are in-store. Afterwards, you will meet Me back at My location for a 90 minute session for the price of a 60 minute session or a 2 hour session for the price of a 90 minute session. (or longer!)

2) 45 Minute Love Shop trip -
I will meet you at a local Adult Toy Store. As above, I will be dressed in my finest, wearing My boots, fully made up and at My most Dominant! You will be publicly teased, humiliated and embarrassed while W/we are in-store. You will beg Me for the privilege of buying $100+ worth of toys, or implements, or outfits as I choose. Afterwards, you will meet Me back at My location for a discounted 90 minute or 2 hour session (or longer!)

3) Sissy Shopping: please contact Me for a quotation
After 2+ hours of outlet shopping for U/us , sissy, you can come to see Mistress's great big discreet walk-in closet. It has hangers, shelves and drawers for your prettiest things and those special toys that are for EXCLUSIVE USE in your pretty little hole. You'll enjoy a non-rushed 2+ hour evening in Mistress's company for dressing, hair and makeup that you will never forget!

From the Mailbag: A Blogworthy Boy!l

Mommy caught him looking through her laundry for panties and she is very angry he would be so bad. He will get a very hard bare bottom spanking over her knee for sure, and then mommy has another punishment. Since her boy is so obsessed with dirty panties, mommy is going to make him clean them for her. Mommy has several pairs of dirty panties, and the boy will have to lick the gussets clean to her satisfaction, while she spanks or paddles or straps or slippers him until he is done. Safe and sane, good looking young man. Respectful and clean. Cute, smooth, waxed bottom. Can take a hard spanking.

Sound good?

Sounds divine, I thought. So I read it again. Still sounded great. I got dressed up, did My hair and makeup. I had done a really thorough job of conditioning it earlier, so it was so soft it would hardly hold a curl once I was done winding it around the extremely hot curling iron! I did manage to get some MILFworthy curls, donned My boots and went to the office to wait for the young gentleman in question to arrive. When I heard the doorbell, I went to the door to greet him, not knowing what I might find...hardly expecting to feel like I'd won the Domestic Domme lottery. Standing outside the door was ...a blogworthy boy.

This 'good looking' young man was incredibly handsome, presentable and articulate; Mistress appreciates all boys, but when they are smart AND pretty? It is such a bonus. The chocolate sprinkles on the hazelnut buttercream on the mocha cake was that he was devoted to spanking and willing to take more than was comfortable because his freshly-waxed bottom was 'crazy sensitive' (I am sure he was thinking about Me all the way home!). He was incredibly devoted to the roleplay, and that made it all so much fun. As a better writer than me said "It's so much more fun when everybody commits!" When a sudden headache looked like it might spoil O/our fun, we were able to enjoy some time getting to know each other somewhat through some intimate conversation; it's going to make future sessions so much more interesting.

Finding My Perfect Sissy Slut

The other day I posted about how I had looked up some of the search terms people had used to find My blog. A few of them really caught My attention in a very good way. As in, the 'I wish you'd left a trail of breadcrumbs I could follow...' kind of caught my attention. One I particularly liked was 'getting to know my fantasy domme'. That meant to Me, that somebody out there feels I am their ideal. Now no matter who you are, that is always going to feel good. I mean, unless your self-esteem is firmly buried in the dirt, you have to LOVE hearing that  in someone else's eyes, you are perfection. That's always good!

So someone out there is creeping My blog to get to know Me, because I represent their fantasy. I guess, turnabout being fair play and all, that perhaps I might expand somewhat on what I am looking for in a submissive or submissives (and before any of the cynical among you pipe up, FATWALLET is not and never has been criteria #1; however, since it's My fantasy, we're going to assume My perfect submissive male desires to see his Mistress groomed and clothed impeccably at all times and so he shops for his Mistress...) So...what is my ideal male/sissy sub? A strong masculine man who needs a stronger woman.

I like my men handsome and masculine and fit; it goes beautifully with the hose and the panties, for Me. It's the sort of man I most enjoy dominating because there is the physical attractiveness component, and then there is the whole juxtaposition of a 'manly man' who craves being at the mercy of a beautiful, glamourous feminine woman.  I love to speak adoringly to a strong handsome helpless sissy; to tell him to wiggle like a slut, moan like a whore, and fuck himself on his Mistress's cock.

If this is NOT the first of My posts you are reading, you have heard Me rhapsodize about the sissyfuck. I love being in complete control of a sub, between his legs while he lies at My mercy be it on his back or on his stomach. Obviously a male sub that desires to please Me will be required to present his sissyhole to Me whenever I demand it. I like to play gently with My toys, especially in the initial stages; I want to tease and torment you with a single finger at a time, then 2 or 3, while I praise you for being a good boy, a naughty boy, a sissy slut. If you are on your belly, you are gagged; My panties are draped across your nose, hung by your ears, with the delightful wet spot over your mouth. If you are lucky enough l(ike my toad) to have a ball gag to wear, it holds those panties in place on your tongue. On your legs are pretty silky hose; your cock is contained in a lovely silky soft pair of panties of your very own, that you wear just for Me. They leave your juicy firm cheeks exposed so that I can spank, and scratch and bite at the flesh My hands have inflamed. Once I am through spanking your ass, then it's time for the real fun to begin...

Of course, maybe you're not a strong masculine man...maybe you want to crossdress and be pretty for your Mistress. Wouldn't that be sweet? You know I love to dress up, and I love to shop too. I don't have a really close girlfriend to shop and gossip and go for mani/pedis with, and take turns doing each other's makeup. I am quite a talented self-taught makeup artist, you know? I know that there are any number of you sissies out there who would love to have a pretty Mistress show you how to really show yourself off from the lingerie out! I think it would be absolutely delightful to help you dress yourself up in your prettiest panties and hose; I even have a large walk-in closet to keep your things in, should you be so lucky. After I help you with your hair and makeup, maybe Wwe can go enjoy a nice quiet dessert or coffee (since I don't drink alcohol) before We return to My bedroom for some lovely sissy fun...

Your Perfect Fantasy Domme...

Here I am...Mistress Erica through Partner's eyes

When We first moved into this house, the lamp in the backyard was there, but it didn't work. It also had white lightbulbs in it. When Partner decided he was going to make it work, he rewired it completely. Once he had it working, the first improvement he had to make was the red lightbulbs. That was over a year before I began my current profession; it was a really silly joke then to do with Amsterdam, but not to do with Me!

I have been an avid photographer for a very long time; I have never been able to interest Partner in learning how to use it...until now. I have given him a subject he is interested in photographing; Me! Apparently, he has some aptitude for erotic photography; after all, it is a subject He has been studying since the early 1970s.  Now all we have to do is get him to blunt his tongue when He sees a picture He feels is less than flattering;

"Oh, you can't use that one...look at the ugly face you're making"

*SMACK!*